The "F* Your Fascism" Hoodie**
Tired of watching billionaires play fascist Mad Libs with democracy? Had enough of Trump's corruption and Elon's not-so-subtle dog whistles to the worst people on the internet? Say it loud, say it proud ”actually, wear it loud” with the "F*** Your Fascism" Hoodie.
Features:
Premium Middle-Finger Comfort: Made from ultra-soft, rage-resistant fabric that keeps you cozy while flipping off corruption.
Subtle (Not Really) Design: A tastefully aggressive graphic that says "I see through your BS" without you having to say a word.
Unisex Fit: Because hating fascists is for everyone.
Built to Last: Unlike certain politicians' court cases, this hoodie isn't falling apart anytime soon.
Why You Need This Hoodie:
Every time Trump opens his mouth, an ethics committee cries. Every time Elon tweets, another tech bro defends "free speech" by demanding to be racist in peace. Fight back with fashion. This hoodie is more than just fabric--”it's a middle finger wrapped in warmth.
Get yours now and let the world (and a few billionaires) know exactly where you stand.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
